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My older brother Gerald — the one who was something of a pest in my early life — is now living out his life up in Northwestern Wyoming. I go to visit him once in a while and we always have a lot of good times remembering our times growing up in Allen, Centrahoma and Stonewall.

Dear Sirs: When history looks back at these Democrats and this Congress it will say what a bunch of morons.

Sugar Gypsies “Is it OK for us to park out here tonight?” The guy was a gypsy. He was pulling a little metal camper trailer and dad looked him over and said, “go ahead.”

Dear Sir: I was reading a USA Newspaper last week and I saw where the Democrats are backing a policy called “NEW GREEN DEAL.” New York Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said “human caused climate change is heating the planet causing increased drought - more severe weather and rising sea levels.”

The Flu “ain’t” finished with us yet. It’s usually winding down by March but not this year. About 36 million Americans have had experience with this flu so far. Not all came out OK on this in spite of a vaccine that helped a lot with this season’s bug.

I brought home some new dishes the other day and put them in the dishwasher. They came out perfectly clean, but the paper labels on the back still looked brand-new. I took a nylon scrubber to them with no effect whatsoever.

Around Town, 3-13-19 Sharp minds for little children By John Martin Staff Writer A first grade school teacher had 25 students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

A few years ago in Toronto, Canada I was detained for about 30 minutes while “trained” agents went through my carry on searching for whatever. The center of their interest focused on my camera bag which contained a bunch of those little 35mm film cans.

The Tupelo High School boys’ basketball team won the Class B District Championship with a 59-51 win over host Calvin Bulldogs on Saturday, February 9.

WASHINGTON—Congressman Markwayne Mullin (OK-2) released the following statement after President Trump declared a state of emergency at our southern border and directed funds to construct or repair as many as 234 miles of a border barrier: “I support the president and his right to do whatever he...