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How’s this for some off-beat humor?· First cannibal: “You don’t look well, my friend. What’s wrong?” Second cannibal: “Oh, not much. I guess I’m just fed up with people.”· Years ago, they didn’t put up signs reading “Men Working.”

A 92-year-old retired senior pastor was asked to speak at church.

I asked my dad one day, “Does Grandpa Bullard know how to drive?” He answered, “Oh I guess he could drive a little if he had to, but he has always been very careful with his money and if he had a car, he wouldn’t want to buy gas for it.” That was beyond my comprehension.

Dear Editor: My original title to this letter was “Will America Stand on the Word of God?” That idea came to me after listening to our distinguish president say, that if the Republicans won the November election, and passed bills against abortion, He would Veto every bill!

Dear Diary, Just moved to Oklahoma! Yee haw and what a wonderful place! Now this is a state that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. It is beautiful. I’ve finally found my home. I love it here.June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem.

The boy sure had learned some choice words, no doubt about it. In the school room, on the playground, and at home, he kept ge_ng into trouble on a regular basis for his rather colorful way of expressing his thoughts and feelings.

The most important advice I ever received about raising a family was from a talk entitled “Families That Succeed” delivered by Dr. Jay Kessler.

After the attack on the Uvalde, TX elementary school, I volunteered to help provide security at the Coalgate School without compensation.My qualifications are 25 years as a state trooper, Associate Bachelor of Science Degree in Criminology, Advanced Oklahoma Law Enforcement Certification, Military...

Podcasts available at Coffeetimecolumn. comSend any responses to: andybowman839Like so many of us, I have a lot of my family and friends’ birthdates in my phone’s calendar, and I have it set to notify me when a loved one’s birthday is on the horizon.

Here’s something I’ll bet you haven’t spent much time thinking about: how do you greet people? Or to put a finer point on the pencil, how do you greet family members?Years ago, when I was a little kid, I would often see my Dad pull his car in the driveway at the end of his workday.