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Robert Matthew Haynes, 64, of Coalgate, Oklahoma passed away Friday, September 17, 2021 in Coalgate.
Robert was born on December 23, 1956 in San Fransisco, California to Robert Udell and Melba Joyce (Starr) Haynes.
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Funeral services for Glenda Jean (Woodell) Holt, a Marietta, OK resident, will be held Wednesday, September 22, 2021 at 2:00 p.m. at Brown’s Funeral Chapel in Coalgate with Bro. Richard Magby officiating.
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Opal Mae Williams Trent (87) passed away Sept. 15, 2021 in Duncan, Oklahoma. Funeral services were at 11am, Monday, September 20, at Whitt Funeral Home. Interment was at Duncan Cemetery.
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U.S.—A new study found that the primary reason people are wearing masks in public now is not to stop COVID-19 but rather to avoid the sea of judgmental stares.
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SACRAMENTO, CA—California is leading the nation once again. While other, backwards states are still clinging on to outdated notions like “liberty” and “freedom,” Governor Gavin Newsom has ordered all citizens to wear new full-body masks.
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HONESDALE, PA—According to sources, local second-grade boy Carter Yoder is really happy all the rich celebrities in Hollywood got to take their masks off and have a good time last night, even though he has been forced to stay in isolation with his
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PORTLAND, OR— Local liberal man Patrick Verde wears a mask everywhere, but there’s just one problem: nobody can see how smug he looks over his superiority for wearing a mask.
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