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Coal County woman facing multiple charges, including assault on police officer Charges were filed April 8 against Kristy Diane Franklin, 41, for felony battery/assault and battery on a police officer plus misdemeanor charges for assault and battery and resisting an officer on March 30.
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HOUSTON, TX—Fresh off his afternoon nap, presidential candidate Joe Biden gave a fiery, high-energy speech in Houston today, claiming to be the only candidate who could beat incumbent Ronald Reagan. “I am the only candidate who can unite the party to defeat Reagan,” he said to scattered applause. “When Super Thursday hits here in a few weeks, we can rally the 150 million Democrats here in the great country of Texas to vote for me, so we can get Reagan and his crony Dick Cheney off the Iron Throne there in the Imperial Senate. Go Hoosiers!”
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BEIJING—In a candid speech Tuesday, President Xi Jinping stated he was “pretty impressed” by Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer’s handling of the coronavirus outbreak, specifically praising her totalitarian policies.
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U.S.—Progressive Christians have come out in praise of the kingdom of Satan for how inclusive it is. Left-leaning believers have often criticized their conservative brothers and sisters’ churches for excluding certain lifestyles. After years of searching, they’ve finally found a place that’s as inclusive as they are: hell.
Read moreAs of Tuesday morning, April 21, no confirmed cases of COVID-19 have been reported for Coal County by the Oklahoma State Department of Health.
Read moreMany distractions this election year. The Democratic nominee—Biden—is now ‘gibbering’ press releases from his basement to the voting Democrats who are more concerned about COVID-19 than November--let me think about this. With Hillary Clinton still sitting around the house— in a sulk because she still thinks she won the last election—and with Biden already saying he will select a woman to be his running mate in the fall my thoughts turn to Michelle Obama.
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